Best friend

So I was talking to a Malay who holds strongly to his Bumiputra status and superior privileges he enjoy.

"What would you feel if someone come into your house, take your belongings and food? Do you like that?"

I was about to say

"I don't know. Maybe you should ask my best friend when I do that to her."

But I guess he's not in the mood for humour. So I just said that's my house too.